From time to time the Frog Princess is met with insurgency and challenges to her authority. In this case, young Emma thought it was high time a pied Princess took over the Kingdom. She even donned a lovely pink dress for the occasion, in hopes of lulling our subjects into a state of such enchantment that she might easily knock us off our throne. Keen observers, however, will note the light of fanaticism in her eye, the evil gleam that ambition sparks, the true nature of the beast in every line of her body.
Our faithful servants successfully foiled Emma's coup, and a good thing, too. Just look at how she dealt with an innocent pageboy! We shudder to think what hideous fate might have been planned for us! Beloved subjects, in case you thought our life was all biscuits and bullysticks, we say to you tonight: Uneasy rests the head that wears the crown of The Frog Princess
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4 comments:
The Frog Princess is out of her mind. In the best possible way.
You know, it's not paranoia if people really are planning to kill you.
Liz
Never trust a dog in a pink dress.
This is some of the best writing on the internet. Keep it up!
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