Observe Linus in his glorious self. |
is looking for a frog with his delightful attributes.
A comical genius, Linus can offer you the classic Frenchie humor frog enthusiasts have come to love in the breed and the brains that are sought in--let's face it--some other breeds.
Linus has a few requirements for a healthy life, allergy-free.
1. His requirements include twice weekly baths.
It's for my allergies, and not at all because bubble baffs are nice. |
2. All his treats and foods must be scrutinized--SCRUTINIZED--for any flake or tiny bit of allergy-inducing gunk.
Observe my natural stack, comme des champions. |
3. He is allergic to grass, so he must have a wardrobe of shirts to wear outside.
Also, please observe the way I endure this nonsense. |
4. No kitties. Kitties are itch-inducing in a dog such as Linus.
He can't help it. |
Linus. A frog for all* seasons. Available now to the perfect home.
Go Linus! Go Linus! shouts
The Frog Princess
*Except, possibly, allergy season.
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