Wednesday, July 4

Mojo for Munchkin

Munchkin was a breeder girl for the first four years of her life.  It's not surprising that once she got to experience the outside world, she would go a little nutty.  Fetch balls ALLL day long if you will throw them.  Run around the backyard looking for adventure and a slow squirrel or both.

But Munchkin went a little hey-go-mad, as our friends in Great Britain say, and she woke up with a sore back.  It's two weeks in the big crate and no balls for Munchkin.

"Hey, Screw!  What's a frog gotta do to get somebody to throw a ball around here?"

"Say, listen!  Listen!  The warden's gonna wanna hear this!  Paulie Walnuts has a secret stash from his last hold-up.  Spring me, and I'll show you where it is."

"That's how you're gonna play it, huh?  That's how you're gonna play it?  I only got another couple weeks, you know.  I can do the time.  But when I'm out, you better sleep with both eyes open, ya dirty screw.  Yah, we'll see whose laughin' then."

Munchkin might need a tougher prison moniker.  And her foster mom might want to put a lock on her shoe cupboard, just in case.  Meanwhile, Munchkin could use some healing mojo from her confr√®res and partners in crime.  It goes without saying that group includes

The Frog Princess


Two French Bulldogs said...

Sends lots of good vibes to you
Benny & Lily

Anonymous said...

awww, munchkin...we're baking you a cake with a file in it! wishing you a non-sore back asap!
lucas and mom

Lynnette said...

Black Berry sends her Reiki healing to Munchkin. She says she would die if she was locked up. Get out soon!