It's January. Believe it or not, it is barely three weeks into winter. When the air is too chilly for squirrel v. Frenchie insult contests, and nobody is really into long walks on slippery sidewalks, what is a Frenchie to do to amuse himself?
Popeye plays dress up.
Even Rambo needs a nap sometimes.
When 900 years old you reach, look as good, you will not.
"I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille!" leers
The Frog Princess