|Observe Linus in his glorious self.|
is looking for a frog with his delightful attributes.
A comical genius, Linus can offer you the classic Frenchie humor frog enthusiasts have come to love in the breed and the brains that are sought in--let's face it--some other breeds.
Linus has a few requirements for a healthy life, allergy-free.
1. His requirements include twice weekly baths.
|It's for my allergies, and not at all because bubble baffs are nice.|
2. All his treats and foods must be scrutinized--SCRUTINIZED--for any flake or tiny bit of allergy-inducing gunk.
|Observe my natural stack, comme des champions.|
3. He is allergic to grass, so he must have a wardrobe of shirts to wear outside.
|Also, please observe the way I endure this nonsense.|
4. No kitties. Kitties are itch-inducing in a dog such as Linus.
|He can't help it.|
Linus. A frog for all* seasons. Available now to the perfect home.
Go Linus! Go Linus! shouts
The Frog Princess
*Except, possibly, allergy season.